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Apr
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Every time I post the seemingly required post-workout Facebook status and a bunch of dudes like it, part of my brain becomes completely dedicated to assuming they’re only clicking the like button because they think I need the exercise so that I can (eventually) look the way they want me to.



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Apr
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I grabbed breakfast from a convenience store this morning - a banana, a string cheese, and one of those hummus and pretzel cups. I didn’t even look at the donut case. Okay no, I definitely looked at the donut case. But I didn’t buy a donut. On my way out of the store, I toyed with the idea of tweeting something to the effect of “I didn’t buy a donut, what’s my reward?” but decided against it.

When I got home from work today, I put away my groceries, changed into my workout clothes, and went straight back downstairs to the gym, where I knocked out 30 minutes on the treadmill without wanting to die. So there was my reward? 



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Apr
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Apr
13th
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Me IMD

(Source: wiigz, via adventuresinblunderland)



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Apr
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Apr
11th
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Did you say something? Sorry, I couldn’t hear it over the sound of my certification. Thanks for all the good vibes!

Did you say something? Sorry, I couldn’t hear it over the sound of my certification. Thanks for all the good vibes!



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Apr
10th
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Tomorrow I’m finally taking the certification exam for which I started studying over a year ago.

All good vibes accepted.



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Apr
7th
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kidzbopfan:

Very important photo set of guinea pigs with long luscious hair

These are the Katt Williamses of guinea pigs, but since they don’t talk right they won’t try to convince you that you’re too old to believe in evolution. 

(via shelouise)



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Apr
5th
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Apr
4th
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mccormcorp:

wocinsolidarity:

bitchlorette:

Fed Up Fat Girl, The Meme

**THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE**

[wipes tear]

Relevant to recent Twitter rants.

(via smellyhipster)



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